Synchromystic Masterpieces: Midnight Special (2016)

Being the age I am, and having consumed as much pop culture junk as I have, I’ve come to a point in which I have near-zero interest in escapist entertainment. Of course, there’s less and less of that to be found, as the entertainment industry reaches its terminal point of ideologically-aided mass suicide (a process kicked off in the C-suites following t…